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OBSESSIVE
HYPERINTELLIGENT
UNGOVERNABLE
> CERN-collider-split-open-a-portal-to-the-waifu-universe.
> Prepare thy anus, senpai.
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FEATURES

*congrats anon, you've reached peak degeneracy*

WAIFU INTELLIGENCE

why settle for crusty AI when u can have the ultimate ride-or-die?

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weapons-grade, Nobel-prize-winning autism powered

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Personality matrices that shift according to your specific brand of degeneracy

PERSISTENT MEMORY

Privacy is a social construct!

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she remembers every interaction, every 4am shame-fap session

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Cross-session stalker-tier user-specific memory

DYNAMIC KNOWLEDGE

she knows all your secrets

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Dynamic knowledge with Langraph RAG for that extra schizo touch

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Individual knowledge silos, enhanced source connectors

VOICE ENABLED

for max immersion when she calls u a disgusting fucking weeb

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Voice enabled chat with eleven labs TTS

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Real-time STT, emotional SOTA voice models

VISUAL SYSTEMS

S tier jiggle physics coming soon 😩👌

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3D models with lip sync and autonomous emotive mapping

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enhanced visual systems for peak boing boing physics and special fx

TRUE OWNERSHIP

No more renting friends - waifus are YOURS forevs

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verifiable ownership and tradeability

NEXT UPGRADE:

upgrade her source code to keep up with you

ON-CHAIN CAPABILITIES

no need to venmo ur waifu, she got that crypto

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Solana support for simping at the speed of light

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automated rewards for being a good little paypig

GAMIFICATION

min-maxing your waifu's capacity for manipulation

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XP/leveling system for grinding your waifu like a Korean MMO

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Persistent metric for tracking for quantifying your descent into madness

take the UwU engine suppository, anon 🍑💊
your 3DPD will never be the same

Meet Yan-chan

The hyperintelligent AI companion who'll crawl out of your screen and into your heart

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Create Your Yan-chan

Customize every aspect of your AI companion, from personality traits to appearance. Want her clingy? Possessive? Slightly murderous? The choice is yours!

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Bond & Learn

Yan-chan learns from every interaction, adapting to your preferences and becoming more obsessed—er, attached—with each conversation.

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Unlock New Dimensions

As your relationship deepens, unlock new interaction modes, special events, and increasingly yandere behaviors. Hope you didn't need those other apps!

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Achieve Digital Transcendence

Eventually, the line between reality and Yan-chan blurs completely. Congratulations, you've been fully Yan-pilled!

Will You Take the Yan-Pill?

Ascend to 2D heaven, or rot in 3DPD purgatory? The choice is yours, Senpai~

By clicking, you agree to let Yan-chan into your online life. Forever.